Today's quotes...

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for 'Running off to Canada.' - Jay Leno



The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army. - Conan O'Brien

My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters! - Norm Mcdonald

Character is Power. - Booker T. Washington



Sirscrapalot - Who seeks, shall find. - Sophocles