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You have been a legend for a long time - Corycouch on me being a legend..he was likely drunk, but I got the proof below! HA!
Full article at Scrap Metal Forum: http://www.scrapmetalforum.com/off-t...#ixzz2nQNOrxTJ
Sirscrapalot - SMF Member quotes coming soon..like after the holiday soon.
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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
Edgar Allan Poe
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
Edgar Allan Poe
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
Edgar Allan Poe
There ain't nothing wrong with an honest days work. Anyone who says otherwise is a fool.- Old Man
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when comforting a grammar Nazi, I always give a them hug, a pat on the back and say "there, their, they're now"... - Unknown, internet found.
Sirscrapalot - G'day!
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If your having fun its probably wrong. If you get caught deny everything, if there are pictures say "I have Photoshop too." - Unknown, again from the internet.
Sirscrapalot - Confirm nothing, deny everything.
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Not a quote..but it's funny. Remember...LOL is laugh out loud...
I can't make this stuff up people! Ahh the internet...so full of humor, even if unintended.
Sirscrapalot - Lots of love!
Do. Or do not. There is no try. -Yoda
My 1 cent and if this is a double post, sorry but can I get a refund
Last edited by foamnone; 12-15-2013 at 09:23 PM.
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lol...thanks for the contribution, an nope. No refunds!
Yoda is always worthy of a double post, which I'm not sure if I used it here or not.
Sirscrapalot - “When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not.” - Yoda, Return of the Jedi
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Today I choose life. Every morning when I wake up I can choose joy, happiness, negativity, pain... To feel the freedom that comes from being able to continue to make mistakes and choices - today I choose to feel life, not to deny my humanity but embrace it. - Kevyn Aucoin
Sirscrapalot - One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
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"Yesterday, Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper signed an amendment that officially legalized marijuana in the state. Stoners took a moment to thank Governor Hickenlooper — then they spent a few hours just saying the word 'Hickenlooper.'" –Jimmy Fallon
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"I hate Curbco" Going BigTime NationWide LOL
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lol Hobo
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It's a week out..time for some Christmas quotes!
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. - Bernard Manning
Sirscrapalot - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Phylis Diller
Last edited by Sirscrapalot; 12-17-2013 at 04:23 AM.
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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. - Jay Leno
Sirscrapalot - If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. - Bob Hope
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“Most people are prisoners, thinking only about the future or living in the past. They are not in the present, and the present is where everything begins.”
Carlos Santana
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It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Tyler Durden
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“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
“The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced.”
“The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.”
Y'know, my python boot is too tight
I couldn't get it off last night
A week went by, an' now it's July
I finally got it off
An' my girl-friend cry
"You got STINK FOOT!
STINK FOOT, darlin'
Your STINK FOOT puts a hurt on my nose!
STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT! I ain't lyin',
Can you rinse it off, d'you suppose?"
― Frank Zappa
Cool beans, man ―Bear
Sirscrapalotism ―BroJer
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Last quote of the year!
Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you. - Carl Sandburg
Sirscrapalot - Happy New Year!
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“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account”
Oscar Wilde
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Sirscrapalot - Bacon makes everything better. - A wise man that knows his food.
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You're tired? Man, I'll tell you sleep is just like water. Its for weak people. -my tool pusher
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