Sirscrapalot - ^ LOL
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Sirscrapalot - ^ LOL
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Just for Brojer...not sure why, but it just seems like something he'd do..
Sirscrapalot - Being sick sucks. Agree or I'll sneeze on you.
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Today's quotes..were supposed to be yesterdays..but I can't read a calendar apparently.
So..I give you..Veterans Day quotes..a day late! On with the show!
On this Veterans Day, let us remember the service of our veterans, and let us renew our national promise to fulfill our sacred obligations to our veterans and their families who have sacrificed so much so that we can live free. - Dan Lipinski
While only one day of the year is dedicated solely to honoring our veterans, Americans must never forget the sacrifices that many of our fellow countrymen have made to defend our country and protect our freedoms. - Randy Neugebauer
We owe our World War II veterans - and all our veterans - a debt we can never fully repay. - Doc Hastings
But this Veterans Day, I believe we should do more than sing the praises of the bravery and patriotism that our veterans have embodied in the past. We should take this opportunity to re-evaluate how we are treating our veterans in the present - Nick Lampson
Congress should stop treating veterans like they're asking for a hand out when it comes to the benefits they were promised, and they should realize that, were it not for these veterans, there would be nothing to hand out. - Nick Lampson
Caring for veterans shouldn't be a partisan issue. It should an American one. - Jennifer Granholm
From the world wars of Europe to the jungles of the Far East, from the deserts of the Middle East to the African continent, and even here in our own hemisphere, our veterans have made the world a better place and America the great country we are today. - John Hoeven
Our Nation must provide sufficient access to healthcare, adequate benefits, and the supplemental resources our veterans were promised and so dearly need. We owe our heroes no less. - Dan Lipinski
We can't equate spending on veterans with spending on defense. Our strength is not just in the size of our defense budget, but in the size of our hearts, in the size of our gratitude for their sacrifice. And that's not just measured in words or gestures. - Jennifer Granholm
The young patriots now returning from war in Iraq and Afghanistan and other deployments worldwide are joining the ranks of veterans to whom America owes an immense debt of gratitude. - Steve Buyer
If you can't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them. -Not me, but I agree.
Gone but Never forgotten.
My thanks again from me and mine to all who've served, or had someone who did.
Sirscrapalot - /salute!
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Today's quotes...
From Albert Einstein. Not only a man of brilliance, an more smarts then a ocean of grits...he's a pretty funny guy! Hopefully someone will get a laugh, smile or chuckle..failing that, a bit of inspiration, encouragement, or something to ponder. I'm easy to please!
Enjoy!
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.
The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. - Albert Einstein by way of a forum member who can share their identity if they like..Good quote an thanks it is one I like that is for sure!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.
Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either.
Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge.
There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle; you can live as if everything is a miracle.
Have someone you think would be great to quote? Got your own? PM me with them, an I'll add them to the files!
Sirscrapalot - Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
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Image quotes today...!
Sirscrapalot - Be careful about reading health books, you could die from a misprint - Mark Twain
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...I'm on a roll, let's keep it going!
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. - George Carlin
Sirscrapalot - Atheism is a non-prophet organization. - George Carlin
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Just for Brojer...
Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk middle, sooner or later get squish just like grape. Here, karate, same thing. Either you karate do 'yes' or karate do 'no.' You karate do 'guess so.' " - Mr. Miyagi or..me to Brojer teaching him how to scrap..
Miyagi: "Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything." Daniel: "Ever catch one?" Miyagi: "Not yet."
Daniel: "Hey, what kind of belt do you have?" Miyagi: "Canvas. JCPenney $3.98. You like?"
Daniel: "Hey, where did these old cars come from?" Miyagi: "Detroit."
Daniel: "Don't you know anything you can tell me?" Miyagi: "Hai. No get hit."
Sirscrapalot - Banzai! - Mr. Miyagi
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Alright...more quotes.
Today's quoted author was sent to me from a fellow forum member, by the name of Foobar.
Lights, camera..quote!
All of the below are credited to Gordon B. Hinckley
"You can be smart and happy or stupid and miserable. . . it's your choice."
"You have not failed until you quit trying."
"You can't plow a field simply by turning it over in your mind."
"Life is to be enjoyed, not endured"
"I do not have a speech writer. I have only the opportunity to pray and work. When I have concluded today, you may conclude that I should have prayed more and written less."
“Anyone who imagines that bliss is normal is going to waste a lot of time running around shouting that he has been robbed. The fact is that most putts don’t drop, most beef is tough, most children grow up to be just like people, most successful marriages require a high degree of mutual toleration, and most jobs are more often dull than otherwise. Life is just like an old time rail journey … delays, sidetracks, smoke, dust, cinders, and jolts, interspersed only occasionally by beautiful vistas and thrilling bursts of speed. The trick is to thank the Lord for letting you have the ride.”
"Husbands, love and treasure your wives. They are your most precious possessions. Wives, encourage and pray for your husbands. They need all the help they can get."
Send'm in if you got'm folks. I take it all.
Sirscrapalot - The jealous are troublesome to others, but a torment to themselves. - William Penn
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Today's quotes...Some ask or even wonder why I do these quotes, or why I'm so silly at times. You answer lies below.
Feel free to put the first one on my SMF Tombstone if that day ever comes.
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.
- Red Skelton
I enjoy jokes, smiling, and making people smile. I may be a little different, but that's OK, who wants to be normal anyway? - Tim Duncan
You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness. - Brad Garret
A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range! - Tom Wilson
If you walk down the street and smile at someone, that will get passed on to the next person. That has the power to change someone's day. - Julianna Margulies
Sirscrapalot - Corny..I know, but it's true.![]()
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We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. - Dave Barry
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. - Dave Barry
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. - Dave Barry
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. - Dave Barry
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. - Dave Barry
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. - Dave Barry
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. - Dave Barry
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter. - Dave Barry
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough. - Dave Barry
Happy Friday to all!
Sirscrapalot - I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. - Dave Barry
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More quotes, to speed you on your way to turkey day!
Enjoy.
Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway. - John Wayne
Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid. - John Wayne
If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow. - John Wayne
Get off your horse and drink your milk. - John Wayne
Sirscrapalot - Hi ho hi ho off to smash things I go. - The Seven dwarves if they were scrappers.
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I'm breaking my strike for today only. Only cause I actually enjoy posting my quotes, an causing you all to smile, laugh, or shake your heads an mutter wth was he thinking.
Enjoy.
Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. - Chris Rock
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. - Chris Rock
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else. - Chris Rock on gay marriage
The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Where the senses fail us, reason must step in. - Gailileo Galilei
Sirscrapalot - Idiots are a dime a dozen, now only if we could get a refund. - Me, far as I know.
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Quote strike..? Did i miss something?? Lol
If I didn't have bad luck, I'd have no luck at all...
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Barrie, Ontario.
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Nope. Just on strike.
Even I need a break now an then Jord!
Sirscrapalot - Still on strike.
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So one more quote...I was doing some reading on the recent Paul Walker crash, an came across this quote from a friend of his in the industry.
""As all physical things will decay and wither away, film, art, and music remain longer than the vessel that delivered them. In this vein, the one thing we can't take away or give back is time." - Rza from Wu Tang Clan an friend of Paul Walker.
Sirscrapalot -
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Bah..let's get this show on the road. You slackers need some quotes.
We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra
The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra
You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass. - Frank Sinatra
Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels. - Frank Sinatra
He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Sirscrapalot - Have a nice day! - Mick Foley
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Today's quotes...
I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for 'Running off to Canada.' - Jay Leno
The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army. - Conan O'Brien
My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters! - Norm Mcdonald
Character is Power. - Booker T. Washington
Sirscrapalot - Who seeks, shall find. - Sophocles
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