You can have all the pirates and ninjas you want:)
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And because it happened to me the other day
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Watch out for the cupalanche :-o
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You can have all the pirates and ninjas you want:)
http://funnyfails.net/wp-content/upl...at-norriss.jpg
And because it happened to me the other day
http://picsthatdontsuck.com/img/ice-drink-avalanche.png
Watch out for the cupalanche :-o
Your life starts to take shape at 30. You don't have to make excuses for who you are anymore.
John Travolta
Today's quotes...have..Pictures! Your welcome.
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Sirscrapalot - As long as I wake up on the right side of the ground, it's a good day. - Me, or someone else..your guess is as good as mine.
If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do. - Richard Pryor
Sure, I have friends, plenty of friends, and they all come around wantin' to borrow money. I've always been generous with my friends and family, with money, but selfish with the important stuff like love. - Richard Pryor
I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think. - Richard Pryor
There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace. - Richard Pryor
Sirscrapalot - Everyone carries around his own monsters. - Richard Pryor
I might have to stumble a little bit more in public than others, but that's fine, I don't mind, I've developed a thick skin. - James Franco
You have to grow thick skin and that only comes with time and learning. - Karlie Kloss
If there is no struggle, there is no progress. -Frederick Douglas
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard
Sirscrapalot - Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin
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Sorry my Canadian friends, but I had fire back for the Mcdonalds joke! ;)
Sirscrapalot - Really does like his neighbors north of the border.
"People may laugh at me, but that's ok. I laugh all the way to the bank." Mick ;(:(
An that's the quote for the day.
Sirscrapalot - :(
I actually think about this quote of micks really often, when people laugh or bug me about scrapping.Quote:
Originally Posted by hobo finds
My work is a game, a very serious game. - M.C. Escher
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There's gon' be some stuff you gon' see that's gon' make it hard to smile in the future.
But through whatever you see, through all the rain and the pain,you gotta keep your sense of humor.
You gotta be able to smile through all this bull****. Remember that.
Keep ya head up.- Tupac, from Smile with Scarface
Sirscrapalot - A good weekend to all!
An another from Tupac! I'm on a roll!
That's right
I know it seem hard sometimes but
Remember one thing
Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that
So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out
Keep your head up, and handle it
- Tupac, Me Against the World.
Sirscrapalot - Smile for me now. - Tupac
Every gambler knows
That the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to throw away
And knowin' what to keep
'Cause every hand's a winner
And every hand's a loser
And the best that you can hope for is to die
in your sleep
Know when to fold them, know when to walk away...know when to run. - The Gambler, Kenny Rogers(Dude seriously shoulda skipped the plastic sugery!)
Sirscrapalot - All my ex's live in texas... - George Strait
If you climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.
Mork: Nanu-Nanu!
RIP Robin Williams
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' - Robin Williams
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work! - Robin Williams
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams
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Sirscrapalot - We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins. - Robin Williams 1952 - 2014 R.I.P.
“You - you alone will have the stars as no one else has them...In one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars were laughing, when you look at the sky at night...You - only you - will have stars that can laugh.”
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
I am not a has been, I am a will be. - Lauren Bacall 1924 - 2014
Memories of our lives, of our works and our deeds will continue in others. - Rosa Parks
A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
Sirscrapalot - The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart
I often regret that I have spoken; never that I have been silent. - Publilius Syrus
From the errors of others, a wise man corrects his own. - Publilius Syrus
Sirscrapalot - A good reputation is more valuable then money. - Publilius Syrus
I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic. - Dudley Moore
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. - Steve Martin
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. - Steve Martin
I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Steve Martin
WOLVERINES! - The American side of the cast in Red Dawn(The original is better!)
Sirscrapalot - You can't process me with a normal brain. - Charlie Sheen
Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident.
Lauren Bacall
"Only fools are positive." Moe Howard
“The pain goes away on payday.” Larry Fine
"I got sick of the dough, and thought I'd go on the loaf." Curly Howard
"There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink, but I can't think of one right now." Shemp Howard
Got to find 2 more quotes...
Joe Besser
and Curly Joe DeRita
That's good for you! That's good for you! (gets hit by something) That's bad for me! - Joe Besser
I'm not! I'm stuck in the cymbal! - Curly Joe
"I'm gonna get you! Even if it takes me another 60 years! - Emil Sitka
Challenge accepted. ;)
Sirscrapalot - "Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!" - Curly Howard
Treat those who are good with goodness, and also treat those who are not good with goodness. Thus goodness is attained. Be honest to those who are honest, and be also honest to those who are not honest. Thus honesty is attained. - Lao Tzu
Sirscrapalot - The journey of a thousand miles, begins with one step. - Lao Tzu
A truly eclectic thread, and a mind to match. Takes a special kind to jump from the Three Stooges to Lao Tzu. Keep up the good work.
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I never claimed to be fully sane. ;)
Sirscrapalot - Without peace, all other dreams vanish and are reduced to ashes. - Jawaharlal Nehru
There are people who make things happen, there are people who watch things happen, and there are people who wonder what happened. To be successful, you need to be a person who makes things happen. - Jim Lovell
A person has to remember that the road to success is always under construction. You have to get that through your head. That it is not easy becoming successful. - Steve Harvey
Sirscrapalot - If you are a leader, you should never forget that everyone needs encouragement. And everyone who receives it - young or old, successful or less-than-successful, unknown or famous - is changed by it. - John C. Maxwell
Racism is a refuge for the ignorant. It seeks to divide and to destroy. It is the enemy of freedom, and deserves to be met head-on and stamped out. - Pierre Berton
I refuse to accept the view that mankind is so tragically bound to the starless midnight of racism and war that the bright daybreak of peace and brotherhood can never become a reality... I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Sirscrapalot - Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list. - Denis Leary
"a mind can only bend so far before it snaps" unknown author
"honest days work for honest pay. What is honest work?" unknown author
only two that come to mind right now.
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I love that one, Leary is always an easy layup!
New, improved DFTBA: Don't forget to be AUsome.©
AUsome©: Another priceless scrap from the eclectic, impossible-to-value pile of stuff known as the Mind of SSaL...
Glad someone caught my joke. :)
Great minds FL Great minds!
Sirscrapalot - BC is Ausome. Even if he's staying up north.
I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles. - Denis Leary
I write what I think is funny and I write from a sense of popping a balloon or a sense of injustice, whether it's about yourself, or whether it's about something else. It's my worldview; it doesn't mean that everybody has to agree with it. - Denis Leary
Sirscrapalot - I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with. - Denis Leary
You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind. - Mahatama Gandhi
One's own religion is after all a matter between oneself and one's Maker and no one else's. - Mahatama Gandhi
Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion is. - Mahatama Gandhi
Each one prays to God according to his own light. - Mahatama Gandhi
Sirscrapalot - First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Yep, you guessed it..Gandhi again.
Catching up on quotes...been busy the last week.
More wise words from the great Dr.Seuss
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Sirscrapalot - Hope all had a wonderful weekend.
Another thought provoking(hopefully) quote from yours truly. Any arguments/debates/etc...make another thread. ;)
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me. - Martin Niemoller
Sirscrapalot - Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is.
Dennis Rodman
You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
Charles Barkley
How can you watch this an not laugh...
An yes it's a video, but it's my thread..sooo...NYA NYANYA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jZiKFLL6MI
Scott: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.
Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
Scott: No. Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?
Scott: YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!
Sirscrapalot - Yea, Baby! - Austin Powers
ok..last one..Skip to the 1:00 minute mark to get right into it.
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Sirscrapalot - You got it, I can't sleep.