You don't have to invent the wheel, but you might want to be the company that invents the rims.
M.C. Hammer
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You don't have to invent the wheel, but you might want to be the company that invents the rims.
M.C. Hammer
Ha! I should post this in the music section but hell it..works as a quote to. Consider this your video quote of the day..I think it's fitting for those in our line of work. Seems to me most who get in this line of work prefer to do things...their way. So..enjoy the song if you like..or skip on by an await the quote!
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Sirscrapalot - For what is a man, what has he got?If not himself, then he has naught;To say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels;The record shows I took the blows and did it my way! - Frank Sinatra, lyrics of My Way
Standing alone doesn't mean I am alone. It means I'm strong enough to handle things my way.
Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
Prohibition has made nothing but trouble. - Al Capone
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo
How well I have learned that there is no fence to sit on between heaven and hell. There is a deep, wide gulf, a chasm, and in that chasm is no place for any man. - Johnny Cash
Sirscrapalot - Do Roman paramedics refer to 'IV's as '4's? - Random thought stolen from a site.
The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris
An with that..I must go pick up a washer, dryer an two fridges. You all have a lovely day!
Sirscrapalot - What is the good of your stars and trees, your sunrise and the wind, if they do not enter into our daily lives? - E.M. Forrester
This thread is the greatest :
. “Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up” – Thomas Edison.
Imitation is the highest form of flattery, but clones kind of get it wrong because we are promoting individuality and being proud of being yourself. - Brian Molko
I know imitation is the highest form of flattery, but stealing one's identity is totally different. -AnnaLynne McCord
Sirscrapalot - There can only be but one.. - The highlander, or something like that.
Whether you think you can or if you think you can't, you're always right. -Henry Ford
Meant to post this earlier, an I had..but in the wrong thread it seems. Anyhow..todays quotes.
Love or hate her...an she really didn't care as long as people talked about her..
Joan Rivers - 1993 to 2014 R.I.P.
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. Things are happening.
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
Sirscrapalot - It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who. - Joan Rivers 1933 - 2014
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. - Red Skelton
If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward. - Victor Borge
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
Sirscrapalot - Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane. - Ron White
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Oh there will be more coming..
Sirscrapalot - You've been warned.
You were warned..
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Sirscrapalot - Don't worry..there will be more.
Pushing the limit with this one!
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Sirscrapalot - But wait..
There's more!
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Sirscrapalot - Cat memes are funny.
Last ones for a little while..
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Sirscrapalot - HA!
Seriously...last..one..I swear.
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Now lets end this with a feel good..aww it's so cute one..
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You may all thank me once your done laughing.
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Sirscrapalot - I'd put a quote but I'm still to busy laughing.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure"
--Dan Quayle
Gold plated nuts are better than brass ball any day of the week-
BC
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air"
CURSE YOU ALL FOR POSTING THE FIRST POST OF A NEW PAGE! ARRRGH! - Me. ;)
20 pages holy ****! Who would've known...20 pages, 10,000+ views, an almost 400 posts of all quotes! I never knew my little quote thread would go so well. Thanks to all who've contributed to it, an all who've read it.
Here's to another 20 more, an double everything else!
Since we're at 20 pages..I'm going to one of my favorite people to quote, yes they've been used..but hey..It's my thread!
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. - Mark Twain
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain
Sirscrapalot - Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain
“To alcohol! The cause of – and solution – to all of life’s problems.” –Homer Simpson
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” –Humphrey Bogart
“Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” –Al Bundy, Married with Children
“Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out and then bring one every 10 minutes . . .” –Thornton Mellon, Back to School
“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” –Dean Vernon Wormer, Animal House
“My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.” –Bluto, Animal House
–Homer: “No TV and no beer make Homer something something.”
–Marge: “Go crazy?’
–Homer: “Don’t mind if I do!”
“I’ll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody.” –Hawkeye from M*A*S*H
“Never cry over spilt milk. It could’ve been whiskey.” –Pappy from Maverick
“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. ” –Dean Martin
“I don’t care how liberated this world becomes, a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume, and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not. ” –Doug Coughlin from Cocktail
“The luck is gone, the brain is shot, but the liquor we still got. ” –Doug Coughlin from Cocktail
“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. ” –Arnold Schwarzenegger
“God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. ” –Ed McMahon
“I like my whiskey old and my women young. ” –Errol Flynn
“We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.”
― Erma Bombeck
My thread, an I can derail if I want..an didn't want to make another thread.
Don't make it political people.
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Sirscrapalot - No quote/comment out of respect.
Don't get me started on politics! I'll probably punch you in the face.-hypoman
*slyly peeks into cooler* uhhhh.... You got anyPlacenta 1000?
Sorry..Beer, whiskey, rum, tequila, an other assorted liquors that normal people drink. ;)
We also carry a line of non-adult beverages. Please help yourself since you a made a generous donation of a quote.
Sirscrapalot - By all means, quote me.
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Ya know in honor of the 20h page
A few george carlin quotes
Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.
The diversity of the phenomena of nature is so great, and the treasures hidden in the heavens so rich, precisely in order that the human mind shall never be lacking in fresh nourishment.
Johannes Kepler
I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made them laugh. When they didn't, I hit them. - Buddy Hackett, it's like the said this just for Hypo. ;)
There have always been mixed emotions about Howard Cosell: Some people hate him like poison, and other people just hate him regular. - Buddy Hackett
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas Adams
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. - Douglas Adams
Sirscrapalot - I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams
Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools. - Albert Einstein
Sirscrapalot - The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. - Albert Einstein
When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.- Emo Philips
Where there's a will - there's a relative! - Ricky Gervais
Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away. - Roclu Gervais
Sirscrapalot - Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming! - Ricky Gervais
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Sirscrapalot - I don't get drunk, I get awesome! - As seen on a t shirt sold at a souvenir store.
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Sirscrapalot - NomNomNomNomNom
Today's...it is a new day..it's after midnight people..quote is by one of our own!
"I'm so old school, King Arthur knighted me Sirscrapalot" - The delusional but highly Entertaining Fubar of SMF!
Sirscrapalot - Flattery still won't get you into the cooler. - Me to someone trying to be flattering to get into my cooler.
LMFAO, I got my own cooler, filled with twisted tea, Hell filled enough I'll pass one off to scrapalot!
"It's not called a Hot Water Heater...Why would you want to heat hot water?" One of my regulars.
"I used the forum search and looked up stupid. Came to your comment asking where to find scrap :(" --Fubar