Word on the street is you guys like pics .Quote:
Originally Posted by Sirscrapalot
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Word on the street is you guys like pics .Quote:
Originally Posted by Sirscrapalot
Pure hogwash...we LOVE pictures.
An what is the pug's name?
If you haven't you should visit the pet thread, some where here in off topic.
Sirscrapalot - Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend, never owned a pug. - Stolen from pug loving site.
http://www.yourdogpictures.com/image...e-pug-life.jpg
Ah hAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
Sirscrapalot - Still laughing.
Her name is Mogwai mostly because she is a little gremlin , kinda like a demonic clown . But she knows a bunch of hand commands from being raised around a older rot/lab mix . That picture is gold ! I will have to check out the pet section . Thanks for the laughs,quotes,pics !
Anytime my friend, anytime.
Mogwai that's awesome. She's a cutie.
I told the wife next dogs we get we're naming Cabo An Wabo. After the Tequila. Ha!
Sirscrapalot - I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced it with tequila. - Hugh Laurie
It's Friday..you know what that means!
More quotes!
Todays are from Alfred E. Neuman, yes Hobo I'm stealing your source.
Enjoy!
"How come we choose from just two people for President, and fifty for Miss America?"
"Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!"
"You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!"
"Blood is thicker than water... but it makes lousy lemonade!"
"The U.N. is a place where governments opposed to free speech demand to be heard!"
"A plastic surgeon's office the only place where no one gets offended when you pick your nose!"
"Smoking helps you lose weight -- one lung at a time!"
"Today, if you ask a car dealer to let you see something for 10 grand, he'll show you the door!"
"Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease!"
"Prison inmates are treated to cable TV, hot meals and a college education, while on the outside some people can only afford these things through a life of crime!"
"Thank's to the new welfare bill, the question "Paper or plastic?" now refers to many American's sleeping arrangements!"
"In retrospect it becomes clear that hindsight is definitely overrated!"
"Most people are so lazy, they don't even exercise good judgement!"
"If opera is entertainment, then falling off a roof is transportation!"
"A college jock is someone who minds his build instead of vice versa!"
"The only advantage to living in the past is that the rents are much cheaper!"
"Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places!"
"How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?"
"It takes one to know one -- and vice versa!"
"Nowadays, a balanced diet is when every McNugget weighs the same!"
An on that note...Happy Friday an a good weekend to all!
Sirscrapalot - "A teacher is someone who talks in our sleep!" - Alfred E. Neuman
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Ha ha!
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Going on my wall
Sirscrapalot - Arrrrgh! - A pirate somewhere in time.
Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by. -jack sparrow
Talking extremely loud is the best alternative to be right. - Demetri Martin
Sirscrapalot - If the president does it, it’s not illegal. – Richard Nixon
SirScrapalot.... you have made many lives better than they were prior to reading your posts!
Thank ya ScrapStrong! One can hope that is true, an thank ya for the kind words!
Don't know about better lives, but I'm good with a much needed laugh or an ahh ha! moment. ;)
Sirscrapalot - The best customer service is if the customer doesn't need to call you, doesn't need to talk to you. It just works. - Jeff Bezos
Up lifting quote day..or at lest that's the goal. If it makes your day worse...I offer hugs for a premium surcharge...my hugs are in high demand.
Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results. - Willie Nelson
Positive anything is better than negative nothing. - Elbert Hubbard
Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive push. A smile. A world of optimism and hope. A 'you can do it' when things are tough. - Richard M. DeVos
It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts.
- Robert H. Schuller
Delete the negative; accentuate the positive! - Donna Karan
Sirscrapalot - Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses. - Stephen Colbert
In honor of Eli Wallach passing today..some quotes! Some movies you might have seen him in...
The Magnificent Seven
The Misfits
The Godfather Pt.3 (Don Altobello!)
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly...among other films.
I've learned that life is very tricky business: Each person needs to find what they want to do in life and not be dissuaded when people question them.
When I saw the movie, I said, I wish I had heard the music. I would have ridden the horse differently.
When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.
One thing changes every evening: It's the audience, and I'm working my magic. I'm always learning from it.
Eli Wallach - 1915 to 2014 R.I.P
Sirscrapalot - Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you've got a pretty neck. - Eli Wallach
Last one for now!
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi
Sirscrapalot - Fireflies fear me.
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.
-Red Skelton -Sirscrappydodo -DaBro - HoBolost -Fudge42
Good quote, one I've used before an like a lot.
thanks!
Sirscrapalot - Who let the brojer out
Who let the Bro out
{Woof, woof, woof, woof}
{Woof, woof, woof, woof}
{Woof, woof, woof, woof}
{Woof, woof, woof, woof}
[Chorus:]
Who let the Bro out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the Bro out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
{Woof, woof, woof, woof} WOOT WOOT :p
LOL
Someone needs a nap. Or less of them. ;)
Good to see ya around buddy!
Sirscrapalot - Wondering if Bro has seen the new truck his tips bought NA.
Fifty percent of something is better than than one hundred percent of nothing.
Chuck Barris
NAPS ARE MANDATORY AND NOT NEGOTIABLE -BroJer
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
Sharon Stone
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid
problem?"
Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
Billy Crystal
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams
It's that time again!
"A Zen master, when asked where he would go after he died, replied, 'To Hell, for that's where help is needed most.'" — Roshi Philip Kapleau
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." - Steven Wright
These are for my farming friends!
"Why don't we pay more attention to who our farmers are? We would never be as careless choosing an auto mechanic or babysitter as we are about who grows our food." - Michael Pollan
"Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you're a thousand miles from the corn field." - Dwight D. Eisenhower
"Little ol' boy in the [Texas] Panhandle told me the other day you can still make a small fortune in agriculture. Problem is, you got to start with a large one." - Jim Hightower
/End farm related quotes
"Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot." - Ellen DeGeneres
"Wolves are very resourceful. All they need to survive is for people not to shoot them." - Bob Ferris
"Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature." - Marilyn Monroe
Lisa: "Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?"
Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness."
- The Simpsons
Sirscrapalot - "It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians." - Henrik Ibsen
Action is the last resource of those who know not how to dream. ~Oscar Wilde
THAT IS WHY NAPS ARE NOT NEGOTIABLE! -BroJer ;)
Today is the 4th of July, so the quotes...are Independence related! Yey!
Independence is a heady draught, and if you drink it in your youth, it can have the same effect on the brain as young wine does. It does not matter that its taste is not always appealing. It is addictive and with each drink you want more. - Maya Angelou
Independence is happiness. - Susan B. Anthony
"Good morning. Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences any more. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist�and should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, 'We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on, we're going to survive.' Today we celebrate our independence day!"
President Thomas Whitmore
July 4th, 1996 - Independence Day, the movie.
Hey look, I included the clip!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoLywiaM6PA
Sirscrapalot - I'll do more later. Brain..must..sleep.
Been slacking. Sue me. You'll have to fight me for my horde tho! muahahaha!
Not a quote, but a poem, an one I enjoy a lot. One can take many things from it. Whether about aging, dying, or standing for something you believe in. Either way.. I dig it. Maybe you do to. If you don't..well..tough cookies it's my thread. :P
Do Not go Gentle into that Good Night.
Dylan Thomas, 1914 - 1953
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Sirscrapalot - Ha! Fooled you. I'm not all about just drinking, coolers, an being silly. - Me. ;)
I made decisions that I regret, and I took them as learning experiences... I'm human, not perfect, like anybody else. - Queen Latifah
A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. - Mitch Hedberg
Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost
Sirscrapalot - That's all I got to say about that. - Forrest Gump
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Sirscrapalot - I'm bored someone take away my google!
Top one should also say...And am I really supposed to believe your name is Tom?
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Sirscrapalot - Ok, I'm done with Customer Service...on to work place safety!
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This last one...all you old guys can relate. I know I can an I'm not as old as some of you! ;)
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I lied..one more on customer service/support!
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Sirscrapalot - Deck the halls with HA HA HA HA's! HA HA HA...HA HA!
Hug a logger, you will never go back to trees!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sirscrapalot
See women prefer ninjas over pirates .. Blam 2 posts up .
For my buddy Metal..
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Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion!
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Sirscrapalot - Yarrrrrrrrr-aiiiiieeee! - Ninja mated with a pirate.
Heading over to google. I don't get the ninja/pirate thing.
OK I get it now.
screw ninjas
Thank you sir that was refreshingly awesome per usual .
Lousy pirate your opinion is biased and it sounds like you have a ninja fetish when you word it like that .
Why do you think Johnny cash wore all black ? Cause he was a rock star ninja !
Apparently no one is right but hurry everyone pick a side.
The whole Pirate vs Ninja thing is popular meme on the internet. lol.
Let us know your vote when your done researching!
An your welcome Metal, There are tons more. lol. I knew you'd enjoy it. An lousy..I agree. ;)
Sirscrapalot - There are three ninja's hiding in this tag line, can you find them?
More!
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When I come visit...it's on Metal! We gotta get some of these!
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lol...I should go do some work or something.
Sirscrapalot - Wenches an booty or death an bunch of guys in masks yelling "HAI!"...I choose wenches an booty.
It's not all death and sweaty dudes in masks now. Some ninjas have booty way more plenty full then any one eyed floater.
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z...agejpg1-24.jpg
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My favorite , here's a real ninja .
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And those kinda sorta rock em sock robots look like hours of enjoyment.