I had to do a slide in truck camper a few weeks ago. I was actually going to use it, but when we lowered it onto the trailer to take it home, it sort of imploded. I ended up dismantling it at my grandparents' farm. My 80 year old grandpa was still out there kicking butt helping to strip it, but my grandma has alzheimer's and she thought it was hers! My God, was that a mess. Thankfully she forgot about it the next day.

If I had a rewind button, I would take it out to the middle of a field, dump some kerosene on it, and nail it with a flare.