I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess! - Audrey Hepburn

People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky. - Mitch Hedberg



I am the inferior of any man whose rights I trample under foot. - Robert Green Ingersoll

If we desire respect for the law, we must first make the law respectable. - Louis D. Brandeis

Do not go gentle into that good night but rage, rage against the dying of the light. - Dylan Thomas

Adults are obsolete children. - Dr.Seuss

Age is not important unless you're a cheese. - Helen Hayes

Sirscrapalot - Saints may get into Heaven, but sinners have more fun. - As seen somewhere else.