It's that time of the years.
More Christmas/Holiday quotes. Some might be repeated, some are new.
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! - Charles ****ens
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. - Jay Leno
Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart. - Washington Irving
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. - Bob Hope
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. - Bernard Manning
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. - Gary Allan
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. - Henny Youngman
In our open society, we are inclined to give to the less fortunate for the pure goodness of giving. We open our home to those who are alone on this holiday to spread some warmth into the life of another. - Jeff Miller
From me and mine, to you and yours...
Sirscrapalot - The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
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