“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
“The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced.”
“The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.”
Y'know, my python boot is too tight
I couldn't get it off last night
A week went by, an' now it's July
I finally got it off
An' my girl-friend cry
"You got STINK FOOT!
STINK FOOT, darlin'
Your STINK FOOT puts a hurt on my nose!
STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT! I ain't lyin',
Can you rinse it off, d'you suppose?"
― Frank Zappa
Cool beans, man ―Bear
Sirscrapalotism ―BroJer
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