So Craigslist.. How about some "Are You Kidding me Stories?"

Mine recently started like this:

I have a 50" tv that plays red it still works but it can be scrapped for metal.

I also have a screen door for scrap
A desktop computer
Another t.v

All I am asking for is $90 Or best offer.

You would have to come into the house to pick up these items

So I say:

I'd like to charge you 20$ and I'll come and get your stuff. Good strong couple of guys.
Thanks

Then they reply:

50 will be my final offer

So I say:

Sorry but you will need to pay to get rid of these items. Unless you can remove them yourself.., there is ALMOST NO value in the items you listed.
Sincerely

Then they say:

Then if you want it take it all for 35

sheesh, I say

sorry I cannot accept that. I am not in the business of losing money. I need 20$ from you. that's all
respectfully yours.

Some people's children!