Tomorrow I'm going after that septic tank truck, Jessie is going to give me a hand towing it over to my place where I can weld up a tow bar an get some running lights on it then I'm going to cut the top of the tank open letting the pieces fall into the tank. Once the tank is open fill it with scrap. Should be able to haul two cars on the crane truck with the septic truck in tow.
Maybe fabricate something like this out of the tanker, open the top to load scrap into.