Mother to daughter advice:
Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
The only reason your husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"
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