Thanks for the suggestions. I've checked out the specs and the thing is 180 lbs- if I all I do is turn around and throw it on the shred pile at least I'll get my money back. I don't know how I'm going to risk the temptation to tear into it, but I think I will offer it "as is" on CL first; if it doesn't sell in the couple weeks or so I'll start tearing chunks off of it to scrap or sell.
As for where to put it- I think I'm going to chicken out and stash it somewhere at work. Either that or pretend it's a long, narrow coffee table...
cheers,
tbg
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