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OK, in my quest to post enough to be allowed more than one personal message and because I'm kind of bored..........
The strangest thing anyone has ever said to me was, when I was standing in line at the grocery store a guy in his 50's in front of me in line turns around looks at me awhile and says "So, did you hear about those 2 girls that they found raped and beheaded in Yellowstone?"
So whats the strangest thing anyone's ever said to you?
I was in this bar and a guy walked up to me and wanted to sell me ******** dirt cheep!;)
I was in a bar and this guy walks up and says, "I am so jubilant to meet you, what kind of sports do you like and do you play a musical instrument ?"
This one time....at band camp....
hmmm?? Did I hear that wrong?Quote:
This one time....at band camp...
"want to buy a bong"?
What is strange about that? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by vamped400
Just got done watching that a few minutes ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by parrothead
it was a random guy off the street. and i prefer bowls ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by parrothead
Bowls are great, but hitters are the least wasteful.Quote:
Originally Posted by vamped400
Was he foreign? It's like something a person would say that only understands English from books. BTW- I'm going to start saying "I am so jubilant to ...." at work now just to f with people.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dumpster Dee
a couple months ago my girl and i was in a local dumpster when a youngtown officer pulls up. he opens his window and asks,'' are you guys strugglen?'' my girl said yes. then he asked,'' are you together?'' my girl said yes. then he says '' i will leave you alone then, have a good night.'' we said thank you officer, you do the same. we finished up then went home anyways. since then there have been other positive encounters with this sergeant. if in need, i will have his back!
I used to drive a vac truck and pump septic tanks, and holding tanks at campgrounds. Drove into a camp ground one evening on my route, last stop. Two older ladies probably 40-45 stop me and tell me to come to the bar, I said nope, can't risk losin my job or my licence plus I am married. They say, we were gonna ask you to pump our sh!t but since your married we guess you can't! Wow is all I could say hahahaha