I met my current wife at a keg party shortly after high school. We are in the middle of a divorce. Thank god we still get along so there is no fighting over possessions and both of us are so broke there is no money in the bank to be had. ( the wife sees metal as garbage so I have actually gained nearly a grand in scrap from stuff she is throwing away!!)

From now on I am going to meet my girls sober. I rarely drink now and cannot stand drunk girls. Most that I have met while drinking have either been nuttier than a fruitcake or friends have told me how many dudes she has taken home and how many STD's she has!! No thank you!