If you can't laugh at this........

Originally Posted by plainsman

I can relate to that! Reminds me of the time I ate something and got up at about 0200 and when I farted I about blew the walls outa the house. I had to again but decided to hit the ****ter for that one, good thing too, cause it woulda been all over the walls. Sure made a lot of splashes. I'm surprised no one else woke up for it. The next 4 days were bad, my ass was so raw I couldn't hardly wipe it. Another time I went to a bar b que, and really had a satisfying and healthy dump before I went. I got there and after about an hour I had to fart. Everyone else was out front, and I about destroyed the back yard. I went out front and had to again, so I let a little leak out, sharted all down the inside of my jeans. They were kinda baggy so there was plenty room. I went in to finish off, and spent about 20 min in there with folks bangin on the door. Used up about all the **** paper cleaning up and the next guy who went in almost died, called me all kinds of names. I had a few beers, couldn't drive home so I had to spend the night sleepin in that crap.

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I bet bet your the life(or death) of a party!

"Gunny" (24 yrs USMC) Plainsman and I are old friends and will be til we die, he has had more adventures than I have, by far, from Mogadishu, Somalia, Honk Kong, China all over the middle East, Washington, DC .
Speaks a few different exotic languages. His 2 sons are now 4 generation painting contractors in CA.
He still bounces back and forth between CA. and here in MN where he was born.
I like having a few real friends that are trained killers.
And the funny guy thing goes a long way too.
;?)