If, when you buy something and you are more excited knowing that you'll get to scrap it later on than you are getting to actually use it........... you might be a scrapper
You buy things based on the scrap value that you know you'll get when it's life is over........ you might be a scrapper.
If your idea of a family vacation is spending time away from work looking for scrap and taking the whole family to the scrap yard............
If your idea of gambling is betting your friends you can "find" the money for a lawnmower before they can............
If your first thought when obtaining gold is "I wonder how much the scrap yard will pay me for this"............
If you get turned on when your wife says the words "scrap yard".........
If you go on walks to spend time with the wife and you make her carry the bags so you can pick up cans instead of holding her hand...........
If you've ever taken medals won at the special olympics hoping they were brass...............
If you've ever bought a new dishwasher just too scrap out the old one b/c "I've never scrapped a dishwasher before" and not b/c it was broke....................
If you've ever met someone in a wheelchair and all you can talk to him about is what his chair is made of................
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