The real beard tax is one that requires you have a beard, fine you if you don't.
Charge you if you do have a beard and put a hidden balloon payment if you do have an beard and exercise it.
Followed by raising the fine each and every year that you don't have a beard to the point you can't afford to get a beard pay the cost or the fine.
Require all barbers to trim your beard at a rate that ensures each beard customer costs the barber more that he/she is paid.
When someone fights the beard fine and take it to the Supreme Court the court determines it to be fine not a tax as originally stated. So instead of striking down the fine/tax the Supreme Court takes it upon it's self to re-write laws instead of judging if they are constitutional.
In the end it will be called the Affordable Beard Act and those in charge will declare it a great deal. Now even poor people can get beard insurance for as little as $75/month with a mere $6500/yr that has to be paid for beard trims before the government starts kicking a percentage.
Mike
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