Strange, funny, an what the heck were they thinking laws..

I have nothing against Montana. but, I found some jokes.
I picked through and grabbed some of the good ones.

Q: How can you tell if someone in Montana is married?
A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck

Q: Why do Montana State grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces

Q: What happens when blondes move from Idaho to Montana?
A: Both states become smarter!

Q: What does a girl from Montana do if she's not in bed by 10pm?
A: Go Home

Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Montana?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.

Q: What did the Montana female say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!

Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in Montana?
A: No one would look for them.



Q: Why do all the trees in Idaho lean east?
A: Montana Sucks


source: Montana Jokes - State Jokes