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    There is the world outside a bar, and a different world inside.

    Reasons for drinking Patron?

    Because your date wants to see you spend money on her.

    To impress your drinking buddies

    Because you are a follower, a sheeple, apathetic and have no backbone.

    Reasons for drinking Josie Ceurvo?

    Smooth, mixed drinks it's cheaper and tastes the same.

    After sitting down at the bar talking with Jose for a few drinks who cares.

    Women that drink Jose, after a few drinks, will drink anything and more importantly do almost anything (girlfriend or wife are best)

    It is a pretty bottle!

    When I worked for Unites Air Lines, I had a girlfriend that lived in a little village called Viaje De Guadalupe, her father grew agave for Jose Cuervo. He made his own sipping Tequillla. I sat with her father and brothers drinking or sipping this one night, and it ended up turning into two before I realized what happened. Ever since I only drink Jose. And sipping tequilla whenever I find it.

    Side note, I used to get promotional items or perks selling Jose and Patron, but made more money on Patron, as a bar owner. So although personally I like Jose, I would tell the bartenders to sell Patron. And if someone insisted on buying a drink, I would pour Patron when I was working the bar, but Jose as a customer.

    Scott

    At the heart of science is an essential balance between two seemingly contradictory attitudes--an openness to new ideas, no matter how bizarre or counterintuitive they may be, and the most ruthless skeptical scrutiny of all ideas, old and new. This is how deep truths are winnowed from deep nonsense. -- Carl Sagan

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