The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. - Milton Berle
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller
I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add. - Steven Wright
Sirscrapalot - I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. - Milton Berle








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