Nice thing about one having their on thread...I can change up the topic if I want!
No quotes..just thoughts for today.
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office, what are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
Sirscrapalot - If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?*
*Apologies to any folks of Asian background if my tagline offends. It's meant in good fun.
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