Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. - Phyllis Diller
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. - Bob Hope
Sirscrapalot - Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. - Victor Borge
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