When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.- Emo Philips
Where there's a will - there's a relative! - Ricky Gervais
Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away. - Roclu Gervais
Sirscrapalot - Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming! - Ricky Gervais
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