I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles. - Denis Leary
I write what I think is funny and I write from a sense of popping a balloon or a sense of injustice, whether it's about yourself, or whether it's about something else. It's my worldview; it doesn't mean that everybody has to agree with it. - Denis Leary
Sirscrapalot - I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with. - Denis Leary
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