Second round of the daily double!




Enjoy your second helping, theere'll be no leaving the table till your done.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. - Scott Adams

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.- Scott Adams

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Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel. - Scott Adams

There's nothing more dangerous then a resourceful idiot. - Scott Adams

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