No problem Olddude, that's what the thread is here for.
;)
Sirscrapalot - My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. - Ellen Degeneres
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No problem Olddude, that's what the thread is here for.
;)
Sirscrapalot - My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. - Ellen Degeneres
Ha ha..these are for my fellow eBay haters. So all you guys that like them, you may wish to skip ahead.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aAurgilraP...ebay_sucks.jpg
http://ragecomics.com/-img/5016e02e1...ng?w=600&h=443
Ha ha..sorry my eBay fans, but it made me laugh, an it's my thread so I can hate all I want. :p
Sirscrapalot - Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
An this is why dogs are awesome...
http://i.imgur.com/Mfa4ubw.gif
http://i.imgur.com/8sK0uG8.jpg
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1641526/th...H-DOGS-570.jpg
LOL...I now you all love quotes..but come on now..this is just awesome.
Sirscrapalot - I'm laughing to hard to put a quote here.
Dogs are super-mega-awesome!
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They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much. - Malcolm Cowley
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. - Robert Frost
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. - Dave Barry
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. – By Charles Schultz
Sirscrapalot - Eff it. It's my birthday, I'm going back to bed. - Me.
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
Paris Hilton
"Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not gold."- Leo Tolstoy
This thread sould be a mandatory read for all newbes. Great thread to lift the spirits of those that are down and out.
The 11th commanment; "The one that is doing nothing shall not interup the one that's doing something"
Just thought I would add to the insanity. Thanks Sir for the many LOL's
Ha, if this was made sticky I'd fall over in shock.
An your welcome, it's what it's here for. Laughs, inspiration, etc. :)
Feel free to contribute all you want, as you can see Hobo enjoys it! ;)
As always I take suggestions.
Sirscrapalot - If but one person is inspired, made to smile, lol or just to ponder things a moment..I've done my job. - Me.
Louie De Palma: What's this?
Latka Gravas: It's a kebble.
Louie De Palma: What's a kebble?
Latka Gravas: 110 kebble make a lithnitch.
Louie De Palma: What's a lithnich?
Latka Gravas: 270 lithnich make a matta.
Louie De Palma: What's a matta?
Latka Gravas: I don't know, what's the matter with you?
At Friday night’s Jingle Ball in Los Angeles, Miley Cyrus twerked on Santa Claus. His response was “what a Ho Ho Ho.”
A good pair of shoes can last longer than a marriage and you only have to pay for them once "joe Mantegna on criminal minds 2 minutes ago"
lol
Folks our very first Cory quote! I think...an if not..our 2nd! ;)
Sirscrapalot - By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -Socrates
Your right I thought I had one, here's my 2nd
Jackson Taylor & the sinners "She's not your girlfriend its just you turn"
Cory- from the looks of my quotes I'm ready to hit the road again :)
LOL
Cory quotes are always welcome.
Sirscrapalot - Will really do his smf members quotes some day.
Double Quote day! It's warm out, so double dose of quotes today.
First up...Linux quotes! (open source OS )
See, you not only have to be a good coder to create a system like Linux, you have to be a sneaky bastard too. - Linus Torvalds
I don't have any authority over Linux other than this notion that I know what I'm doing. - Linus Torvalds
I'm interested in Linux because of the technology, and Linux wasn't started as any kind of rebellion against the 'evil Microsoft empire.' - Linus Torvalds
I don't try to be a threat to MicroSoft, mainly because I don't really see MS as competition. Especially not Windows-the goals of Linux and Windows are simply so different. - Linus Torvalds
The Linux philosophy is 'Laugh in the face of danger'. Oops. Wrong One. 'Do it yourself'. Yes, that's it. - Linus Torvalds
Sirscrapalot - Nerd Rage..is fun to see in action. Subscribe today to an online game, and experience it for yourself! - Gamer type people picking on Nerd Rage.
Second round of the daily double!
Enjoy your second helping, theere'll be no leaving the table till your done.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams
Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. - Scott Adams
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.- Scott Adams
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. -Scott Adams
Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel. - Scott Adams
There's nothing more dangerous then a resourceful idiot. - Scott Adams
Sirscrapalot - Haters never win. I just think that's true about life, because negative energy always costs in the end. - Tom Hiddleston
"Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything." - Moe (The Simpsons)
:lol::lol:
"Ridicule is the Burden of Genius." - Daffy Duck
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
--Dolly Parton
lol
I've successfully corrupted the lot of you. I love it when you guys add your own.
Sirscrapalot - pleased with himself
And remember, no matter where you go, there you are. ~Confucius
An a tune for those crappy days! Sing it to yourself, sing it to someone else...ha ha! Someone should take away my google button.
At words poetic, I'm so pathetic
That I always have found it best,
Instead of getting 'em off my chest,
To let 'em rest unexpressed,
I hate parading my serenading
As I'll probably miss a bar,
But if this ditty is not so pretty
At least it'll tell you
How great you are.
You're the top!
You're the Coliseum.
You're the top!
You're the Louver Museum.
You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss
You're a Bendel bonnet,
A Shakespeare's sonnet,
You're Mickey Mouse.
You're the Nile,
You're the Tower of Pisa,
You're the smile on the Mona Lisa
I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,
But if, baby, I'm the bottom you're the top!
Your words poetic are not pathetic.
On the other hand, babe, you shine,
And I can feel after every line
A thrill divine
Down my spine.
Now gifted humans like Vincent Youmans
Might think that your song is bad,
But I got a notion
I'll second the motion
And this is what I'm going to add;
You're the top!
You're Mahatma Gandhi.
You're the top!
You're Napoleon Brandy.
You're the purple light
Of a summer night in Spain,
You're the National Gallery
You're Garbo's salary,
You're cellophane.
You're sublime,
You're turkey dinner,
You're the time, the time of a Derby winner
I'm a toy balloon that’s fated soon to pop
But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!
You're the top!
You're an arrow collar
You're the top!
You're a Coolidge dollar,
You're the nimble tread
Of the feet of Fred Astaire,
You're an O'Neill drama,
You're Whistler's mama!
You're camembert.
You're a rose,
You're Inferno's Dante,
You're the nose
On the great Durante.
I'm just in a way,
As the French would say, "de trop".
But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!
You're the top!
You're a dance in Bali.
You're the top!
You're a hot tamale.
You're an angel, you,
Simply too, too, too diveen,
You're a Boticcelli,
You're Keats,
You're Shelly!
You're Ovaltine!
You're a boom,
You're the dam at Boulder,
You're the moon,
Over Mae West's shoulder,
I'm the nominee of the G.O.P.
Or GOP!
But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!
You're the top!
You're a Waldorf salad.
You're the top!
You're a Berlin ballad.
You're the boats that glide
On the sleepy Zuider Zee,
You're an old Dutch master,
You're Lady Astor,
You're broccoli!
You're romance,
You're the steppes of Russia,
You're the pants, on a Roxy usher,
I'm a broken doll, a fol-de-rol, a blop,
But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!
I first herd this on an episode of Mash. I've a link to the cole porter video, but this laptop sucks an hates me when ever I try to copy/paste/link anything.
Sirscrapalot - If I'm the bottom, you're the tops! - Cole Porter
http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.6080...87014&pid=15.1Quote:
Originally Posted by Sirscrapalot
Muwahahaha!
Grabbing a quote from a local Newhampshireite.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep.
Robert Frost
"I take my wife everywhere, buts she keeps finding her way home!" - Henny Youngman
The man who lets a leader prescribe his course is a wreck being towed to the scrap heap.
Ayn Rand
I'll be back to quoting once I'm up an running again computer wise. to much of a pita with this laptop.
:(
Till then you all carry on, I like'm.
Sirscrapalot - Dude, where's my cooler?! - Sequel to Dude where's my car
I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people.
Kesha
Soon my precious....soon the quotes will fall like rain! I shall make it rain quotes!
Rain I tell you! Translation = If all goes well, should be up an running later this evening. Cross your fingers an toes!
Sirscrapalot - Can make it hail with a pocket full of change...but the dancers don't like that.
Ten pages holy beezzjus batman!
Let's celebrate...10 quotes!
An I'm back to quoting again. Good thing I was getting tired of thinking up things for my tagline.
1. I've heard there are troubles of more than one kind; some come from ahead, and some come from behind. But I've brought a big bat. I'm all ready, you see; now my troubles are going to have troubles with me! - Dr. Seuss
2. Whenever things go a bit sour in a job I'm doing, I always tell myself, 'You can do better than this.' - Dr.Seuss
3. The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss
4. Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate. - Sun Tzu
5. The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu
6. Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance. - Sun Tzu
7. I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble. - Rudyard Kipling
8. If you can keep your wits about you while all others are losing theirs, and blaming you. The world will be yours and everything in it, what's more, you'll be a man, my son. -Rudyard Kipling
9. Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind. - Rudyard Kipling
10. It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. - Douglas Adams
Sirscrapalot - Rejoice, for the quotemaster is quoting again. - Me, ha ha ha!
Now all you wonderful readers...let's see if we can get ten of you to pop a quote up!
/throw gauntlet
Sirscrapalot - How do you start an argument on the internet? Step 1. Post. Step 2. Wait. - Not me
"No hurt feelings when you party naked"
Old man who I did some work for.
"I don't want to get rich AND die trying" Ice Cube
I like this one, it comes to me at random times, like the other day when I was hooking a come along to a cheater bar that was on a chain binder.
"slow is smooth and smooth is fast"
us millitary
"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter"
my father
"Dying ain't much of a living."
josey wales
"You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give" - Khalil Gibran
I'm not as think as you stoned I am...Guy waiting in line at the Marijuana Job Fair last week. (Real Event)
All you need is a little red line for a good time. - Guy on Youtube (DavidsFarm)
LOL
Beardo...an Hobo, can fight it for the title when I retire.
KZ...that's funny.
Holy crap...a quote from Brojer! I feel special now.
An jord!
You guys are hilarious!
Sirscrapalot - It is a real Island! - BC, our very own.
"But wait, there's more!" -- Ron Popeil (maybe not the originator, but he totally owns this one)