You might be a scrapper if...your car hasn't been parked in the garage for years because it's too full of metal....you've got the Sanford and Son theme as your ringtone on your cellphone....your wife brings you home "presents" she picked up off the curb and you're just as excited as you would have been if they came from a store....you never need to go to the hardware store for a nut, bolt, screw or nail....you remember which houses have been the sites of particularly big scores....you've disassembled more TVs than you can count....