new fav quote/bumper sticker:

"Guns don't kill people, dads with pretty daughters do."

"I am John Galt."

"If at first you don't succeed, welcome to the club."

"I'm one of a kind (and the world is thankful)."

"Don't blame me, I voted for the other guy!"



"Politicians and criminals prefer unarmed victims."

I reject your reality and substitute my own- Adam savage
Patience is a virtue I will never have- my mother
Gas is on the (exploitive) right!-me
I may look like I'm not doing anything but my mind is going a million miles a min.. unknown

my fav is work harder walfare recipiants need the money