The one that I hate the worst is: "Free Firewood! Just cut down the tree, haul off the brush, and you can have the logs for FREE! Must be insured!" But then, I sell firewood for a living, so I have an actual understanding into how much work is involved from standing tree to cozy fireplace. But this one still really irks me. I mean, these people think that someone is going to pay for insurance so that they can go around and work for free? I like to reply to these kind of ads with something like, "FREE premium gardening soil! Just clean out my gutters, and you can take the mulch!"






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