I actually told this story real quick in my Day In The Life thread but this seems like a fitting place to rehash it.
First off, my name is Matt, and being born in 1985, my parents get an F- for originality. Any sizable group of people around my age will have at least two or three of us. But that’s all a side note. My forum name comes from one party in college. We had a Mafia-themed party one Saturday and decided that we all needed mobster names. I got pinned with Matty No Neck due to my first name and the fact I can look like a bit of a meathead, especially when I’m wearing a collared shirt. Fun fact: I used to HATE being called “Matty” but after a while, I realized people were using it in a friendly way and it was different than the usual “Matt” so I ran with it. The name Matty No Neck seems to roll off the tongue nicely so I use it on forums and in games from time to time. My main online presence, though, is CreamyGoodnss. And, no, it’s not as dirty as it may sound. Imaginary internet points go to anyone who gets the reference.
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