If your saying.."Can I have it all for free.." your doing some thing wrong. I actually sell my services. By word or card.
YMMV. Edit: Selling via word isn't for everyone. I've been selling one thing or another all my life, so talking an making new clients, without using the "Can I have it all for free.." can be a pain if your not a social type.
Sirscrapalot - Not very professional, but sure is memorable.
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