What's the weirdest/worst thing you've found going curbside trash scrapping

I hauled lots of scary stuff over the years..one pick up takes the cake. I get a call from a shop to pick up a freezer unit..8footer. He had his hvac guy evacuate it and it was taped shut..he said "dont open it"..O.K...Its very heavy and smelling very dead. I get to the yard and they figure crushing it in a van would be best. As soon as they do the smell comes pouring out and it was instant BARF(4 of us). The shop owner had hit a deer with his truck coming home from hunting at the end of season...fearing a ticket he jammed the whole thing into an older freezer..which in turn died. Had that smell in my nose for weeks.

I remember one day in the summer, i was drivin down a road, when i came across a (really hot) girl chucking stuff out on the curb. i pulled up and stopped since i saw an older mac laptop, some other cool **** and weight equipment. I talked to this girl for a bit and she was really upset that her boyfriend was cheating on her. So she threw all his stuff out on the curb and told me to take whatever i wanted from the massive pile. no problem, filled my truck up half way id say bout 800lbs i got from that pile.