I think i can beat that story.. a lady calls me asking if i take metal, yes i do i said, i ask where shes located and what she has.. she says i have an antenna on my roof, is that something i do. I said not normally,but depending on what else you have i can manage to go on your roof and take it down for you.. i proceed to ask what else she has, she says no thats it! and do i do that free?? REALLY? I'm gonna come over there, climb on your roof to cut off an antenna.. and do it for no charge.