Craigslist Ad- Free Condoms

Just a very strange Craigslist ad to say the least- here is what it says:



"Free condoms- I have boxes of brand new unused condoms I won't be using, I acquired them in an auction and I don't need them. I have hundreds of boxes. Call me and I can even deliver."

My thoughts:

"brand new unused condoms" (I certainly hope that brand new means unused)
"I acquired them in an auction." (Did you catch auction fever or something?)
"I have hundreds of boxes." (Is your new girlfriend a bit different than the last one?)
"I can even deliver." (I bet you can, pal, but not in my zip code!)

Now if you said "free condominiums", I may have been interested!