Why are pirates called 'Pirates'?
Because they "arrrrrrrrrrrgggghhh"
(This joke got me out of a awkward situation a while ago at the vets, they accidently mentioned my cash credit amount in front of other customers... Thankfully one of the customers had her 7yr old girl with her, she was dressed up as a pirate because of a school acitivity.
So i told her the joke just before going out the door. Obviously no one had heard it before..)
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