My TV and CRT Yokes Solution

[rca987]

So, I have found a way to break down these Yokes without having to do anything more than throw them in a tub with a microwave motor. In a few days time, I'll go back and pick out the copper, all plastic already removed. No machine tumbling, hydraulic log splitter, or any size trash compactor.

How you might ask?

It's simple.

Get yourself a 2 year old boy.

[GeorgeB]

So, I have found a way to break down these Yokes without having to do anything more than throw them in a tub with a microwave motor. In a few days time, I'll go back and pick out the copper, all plastic already removed. No machine tumbling, hydraulic log splitter, or any size trash compactor.

How you might ask?

It's simple.

Get yourself a 2 year old boy.

Perhaps, I am tired, and don't get the joke or whatever, but what does a 2 year old, have to do with it?

[rca987]

Well, I guess I could explain. I don't remember being 2, and haven't been around any 2 year olds before my son (which I am not the biological father, but I am his Daddy now), but if anyone has a child like mine, then he's a destructive kid. Might be the enviroment around him, I don't know...But he will pick up the microwave motor and drop it on the yokes...All day..

[skylinejack]

He's right. Kids love breaking stuff up! My 11 y/o son just discovered he has a talent for taking things apart. I had 3 microwaves and a couple of ceiling fans and I reckon about 5 or 6 vacuums last week to tear down. Gave him a few hand tools and he done it all! Only thing is maybe I shouldn't have given him the hammer. Boy, what a mess I gotta go clean up now

[KzScrapper]

Perhaps, I am tired,

In your case one could only hope it was that easily explained.

[GeorgeB]

Well, I guess I could explain. I don't remember being 2, and haven't been around any 2 year olds before my son (which I am not the biological father, but I am his Daddy now), but if anyone has a child like mine, then he's a destructive kid. Might be the enviroment around him, I don't know...But he will pick up the microwave motor and drop it on the yokes...All day..

Gotcha.

[GeorgeB]

In your case one could only hope it was that easily explained.

I will just ignore that.

[drozenski]

So, I have found a way to break down these Yokes without having to do anything more than throw them in a tub with a microwave motor. In a few days time, I'll go back and pick out the copper, all plastic already removed. No machine tumbling, hydraulic log splitter, or any size trash compactor.

How you might ask?

It's simple.

Get yourself a 2 year old boy.

Yeah but my log splitter eats a lot less than a 2 year old and i dont have to suffer through the 9 months of the annoying wife

[newattitude]

In your case one could only hope it was that easily explained.

Perhaps one might need to have kids to get the joke. I have kids, I got it, he may not. Good grief.

[GeorgeB]

Perhaps one might need to have kids to get the joke. I have kids, I got it, he may not. Good grief.

I have a 4 year old and 2 year old girl. Perhaps I need boys to actually get the joke.

[TheFatMan]

I have a 4 year old and 2 year old girl. Perhaps I need boys to actually get the joke.

Or a sense of humor! Zing!

[IdahoScrapper]

I have a 3 year old nephew. He might like to break things. If I am to make my own, I need a woman, 9 months and even then it's a 50/50 chance of getting a boy.

Has to be a better way...

[injunjoe]

Idaho jack pot!! Babysit the boy, for pay and work em' hard. His mom will be so happy," Little Timmy went right to bed and never woke me up all night"

[Mechanic688]

If I am to make my own, I need a woman, 9 months and even then it's a 50/50 chance of getting a boy.
Has to be a better way...

You tellin' me that the casino would have better odds??

[eesakiwi]

Ceramics **** sharp, use gloves & glasses.

[IdahoScrapper]

You tellin' me that the casino would have better odds??

Not necessarily. More so of I don't have time for a woman or kids right now.