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    I am sure it is funny but I can't see it.

    Last month I was driving with my 65 year old mother when we saw a bumper sticker that said, I <3 Roadhead! My mother asked me what road head was. After about 30 seconds of my ummmming and ahhhhing she went wide eyed and said, "Oh!" You could see it dawn on her face.
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    This old man of 90 years of age asks the pharmacist for some of the ahhh stuff they put in the solders food. The pharmacist says you mean salt peter and the old man says yea thats it. Now the pharmacist asks the old man what the hell you want that for. The old man replies I want to stuff it up my nose to get the ideas out of my head.

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    I seen one that said " If you AIN'T UNDERWEAR get off my ass" lol

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    Bob goes to Andrews butcher shop to buy a steak for dinner, Andrews wife is looking after the shop while Andrew is away on business and she does not know how much to charge Bob so she tell him that he can pay her husband next time he sees him.

    Well Bob goes home cooks his steak then watches the football game and turns in for the evening, next morning he heads down to the post off and be darned if he doesn't run into Andrew the butcher so he asks how much do I owe you for the meat I got off your wife yesterday.

    Andrew replies Oh forget it, your wife don't charge me anything.

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    sorry, but i got it now,,,

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    I got a bumper sticker that says I'm not dog so get off my ass. But I want one the says HUNGRY! Eat your import

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    Quote Originally Posted by High Voltage Processing View Post
    Last month I was driving with my 65 year old mother when we saw a bumper sticker that said, I <3 Roadhead! My mother asked me what road head was. After about 30 seconds of my ummmming and ahhhhing she went wide eyed and said, "Oh!" You could see it dawn on her face.
    My mom asks me stuff she already knows the answer too just to watch me ummm uhhhhhh....


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