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    My liver is safe. Never fear. Unless your...

    My liver is safe.

    Never fear.

    Unless your an adult beverage.

    ;)

    Sirscrapalot - Grandma got run over by a reindeer....:(
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    LOL Nope not there. Now go wash your nose....

    LOL

    Nope not there.

    Now go wash your nose.


    You know you can get me via email right? I'm even more hilarious there. No restraints. ;)

    Anyhow...
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    The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's...

    The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. - Milton Berle

    My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be...
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    A day without laughter, is a day wasted. -...

    A day without laughter, is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

    Sirscrapalot - I waste no days...I laugh a.lot. - Me
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    Perhaps we should worry less about judging people...

    Perhaps we should worry less about judging people for being Mormon or Baptist or Muslim or gay or straight or black or white or Latino or by their religious or political brands and worry more about...
  8. I like the whiskey stand. Brass collection is...

    I like the whiskey stand. Brass collection is cool, but whiskey...

    Sirscrapalot - You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle
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    This thead is a question - I was you. Part time. Now I am full time,...

    I was you.

    Part time.

    Now I am full time, an have been for a good long while.

    Sadly, I doubt my road to full time would help you.

    1. I live on a sandbar.
    2. I don't need a lot of...
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    Sirscrapalot - Paper beer bottles what's next...paper straws.....
  11. I blame the devil. Poor guy is always the...

    I blame the devil.

    Poor guy is always the scape...goat.

    Does anyone ever to think to send him a card at the Holidays? Satan has feelings to you know!

    "The devil made me do it." Show me proof...
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    Old Uncle Baseoil is going into the quote file. ...

    Old Uncle Baseoil is going into the quote file.

    ;)

    His wisdom shall live on.


    Sirscrapalot - Stick with me quote, I'll make you famous.
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    Mmm....pork steaks. Yes...this entire thread...

    Mmm....pork steaks.

    Yes...this entire thread an the one thing that jumps out is...pork steaks. Which are quite good when done properly. Auminer has good taste in music...I'm not surprised it...
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    I live. My part of the sandbar is recovering just...

    I live. My part of the sandbar is recovering just fine. Got power back late last night.

    Southern half, especially Ocracoke got nailed, an nailed hard. They got it worse then any of the rest of...
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    Mother nature....this is not how you get on my...

    Mother nature....this is not how you get on my good side.

    Grr..

    Sirscrapalot - Riding out another one, it appears. Feh.
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    See...knew I'd leave someone out. Patriot does...

    See...knew I'd leave someone out.

    Patriot does also.

    I now return you to your normal topic...wait, we were on topic..

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    This is why switched to bottle beer, and liquor....

    This is why switched to bottle beer, and liquor.

    Ain't worth the hassle of getting up, opening a can, drinking said contents, then putting in the can pile.

    :(

    Leave it to politicians(both...
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    I think there have been a few posts over the...

    I think there have been a few posts over the years on them.

    Tater had quite a few, same with Cory an a couple others. I could be getting everybody all mixed up though. It's been a long time since...
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    I'm sure the OP keeps coming back for replies......

    I'm sure the OP keeps coming back for replies...

    Ya'll noticing your replying to a thread from 2017? and 2018?


    Ah, what do I know...maybe he does come back every year to check his thread.
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    Trying to pick the best band is like trying to...

    Trying to pick the best band is like trying to name the best ice cream flavor.

    Some group of people somewhere will always ***** an moan about whatever is considered #1.

    I remember seeing a list...
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    Welcome back. I'm sure there are plenty still...

    Welcome back.

    I'm sure there are plenty still about who remember you.

    I know I do.

    Sirscrapalot - F*** Cancer. - Say it loud an proud.
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    My nipples are thankfully intact. No...

    My nipples are thankfully intact.

    No piercings. I don't deny the freak part. ;)

    Now that exciting information is shared...

    All is well.

    My ISP is now stable...somewhat. Slower then a 1...
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    Sirscrapalot - I'm inevitable. - Thanos...Bad guy..avengers...popular franchise someone...
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    Hello... no I'm not dead an yes it's the real me. Visit the quote thread if you'd like to, as I posted there to. Ha!

    Anyhoo....hoarders people it's not a typo for the ladies of the night. 😉
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    Weird my last post vanished. Anyhow...im...

    Weird my last post vanished.

    Anyhow...im alive. Fighting with isp. They seem to think advertising high speed internet an not providing such is a good thing. Me? Not so much. Ha

    Had posted...
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