Pics made me LOL (towards the end).
Seriously though: NEVER put anything on the roof!!!
It can easily slide/fall on the windshield.

One time I had two 24 oz. size beers, (on a break) so I asked my buddy to drive, since I was near the .08 probably. Anyway, we turned a corner, normal speed and like 15 wood 40"x48" pallets fell in the road.
Then he says he "doesn't have a proper license" ...I was wondering if the cops passed, "would I be a good buddy and say it was me driving or...?"
Man, if somebody hit something from the truck and one was over .08 it'd be a DUI WITH injury!!! Too.


Quote Originally Posted by skippy View Post
Wow what neighborhood do you live in. I take my 9 and 11 year old girls to the door they are my hook and disarmer sets people at ease and they love scrappin with skippy(the skippy from family ties)
I take my two year old EVEN if I knock on the neighboors door who know me!
I almost chucked a guy down the front steps because he did the "knock,knock...knock,knock,knock" thing while soliciting.
I HATE solicitors who knock on the door. No joke.
And since it's my property I could probably beat their *ss and get away with it.
My wife doesn't answer IF I'm not home...makes me worried too though since a burglar might knock first to check if anyone's home...
Place up my block just got burglarized while the people were sleeping,
I swear IF I saw somebody in my place who don't belong, I will go straight to KILL mode. (Besides there could very possibly be more than one).
It's a nice upscale neighborhood too.



I'm thinking this is a joke, or troll post but incase it's not...WTF????
Knocking on doors and don't even have a truck or can't even move a water heater for that matter???
Atleast get a lawn-mower and ask if they need their lawn mowed until you can even scrap stuff C'MON!!!! This is rediculous. I bet ....D*MN!!! stick to dumpster diving,
atleast somebody will feel srry for you and OFFER some scrap!

Careful with flyers too folks.where I live they passed a law that one needs to register at the police station to pass those out even.
Then they put notices to ask to see the persons neck badge ID thing, and call cops IF they don't have it ...(Had to quit my handyman advertising then).

Got to go... try to look at some trucks.
Later...