junk yard

Help me think of a short "retort" for when people say, in that superior tone you've all prob heard...."Your yard looks like a junk yard!"

I like to think of it as Treasure Island!

"Looks like a lot of money to me." I've actually said that one.

The other one I didn't think of fast enough for a neighbor's remark -- "When you start paying my bills, you can tell me how to live."

Tell me something I don't know!

I guess looks can be deceiving. You didn't look rude either.

"Your face looks like a junkyard."

lol Hypo and I love Mrdew's answer, Shawn's too....can't use Mick's...not making enough money yet...and most of them know it !

I am channeling Fred and Lamont Sanford

lol, but I can't say that 'cause they'd probably say I look more like Aunt Esther !!!

"Good! That is the exact look I was going for."

Ya'll are crackin" me up...I gotta get outside and crack up some microwaves !!!

Soooo..... WTF you doing snooping round my yard. (sry Im a little mire hard core then most when it cimes to my rights and freedom)

Wanna help break it all down then?

I always say "I'm growing Benjamins."