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Since I've had a couple beers I'm getting a little silly.
I started wondering - if I could pick one superpower to have related to scrapping, what would it be?
Would it be the ability to see through trash bags? Or lift heavy items? Or turn shred into gold? Probably the last one. Lol.
Any other ideas?
I would want to be everywhere all at once so I could grab all the scrap before other scrappers pounce on it...
I already have it: the unequivical uncaney ability to screw any thing up, no matter how simple or how much experience I have doing it . Not a good day today :)
Mine would have to be laser vision. Much easier to chop up scrap and open compressors.
Mine would be to convince the yard man my scrap is worth way more then it really is and make double its worth.
Extreme magnetism- being able to attract every appliance within a 5 mile radius
Your x-ray vision would be defeated by scrap lead.
hehe, kinda like the grinch shoving stuff up the chimney. I think I'd want something like xray vision that I could look at a metal and I would instantly know what it's made of like a gun at the yards. No since being greedy,,,Quote:
Can you imagine appliances flying out of houses?
I would have the ability to separate all my scrap with a single thought. That way, I wouldn't have break down "days", I'd have break down "seconds.
x-ray vision eh?
Yall better not be takin' yer work home with ya.
:)
With great power.......comes more women........is that what your sayin Hoss?
With great x-ray vision + women = potential lawsuit!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoman
hahahaha.
hahahaha! Nice!
plasma cutter finger tip!
My power would have to be telekinesis. Just load and unload using mind power and save wear and tear on your back!
What a bunch of original ideas in this thread!Quote:
Originally Posted by Scrap Junky
My back hurts so much today the telekinesis is looking awfully good!
Any of you ever seen "Watchmen"? Dr. Manhattans super powers would make scraping pretty easy.
Check out what he does to the tank at the end of this clip. I'm sure he could seperate the metals by type in seconds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uXkR...eature=related
mine would be to have a hand that turns into a cutoff saw since mine got stolen a few weeks back
Invisibilty!!!!!
No Doubt :) :)
....just imagine!!
teleportation of myself and anything i am holding on to
X-Ray vision so my parents don't have to listen to ''Whats in the box, wonder whats in those boxes, dang I wish I could see through those boxes!! ''
:cool: Cool thread!
Super strength. That way I could just lift anything onto trailer. If your that strong you can pretty much tear anything apart you need to as well.
Eat metal...crap gold...will settle for copper.
If you all are going to have super powers then I will pick, Power mimicry or absorption, the ability to copy or absorb another's powers or skills.
That cold prove very painful joe. Special if you got the plasma cutter finger power and went to take a pee.
Being able to print money ($100 dollar bills) out of my bottom...I saw that in a movie.... totally forgot the name to that movie...
I think you need to remember! hahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by easyrecycle
I believe it was called "Any Politician Goes to Washington."Quote:
Originally Posted by easyrecycle
I could have said Mr. Blank Goes To Washington but there's too many names to put there and I'm not allowed to start any more political arguments.
jedi powers
The power to turn water into great beer. Bring me scrap - here's a beer, load up my scrap - here's a beer, unload my scrap - here's a beer, party time - here's a beer.
I believe I'll go have a beer.
Starbits