you tend to become invisable to most under 35.
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you tend to become invisable to most under 35.
you can eat a bacon sandwitch useing the whole package at 12 am with no worries about your health.
you no longer have to fight with A holes you can usually get by just shooting them instead.
you no longer have to lift the heavy stuff, you can get the kids to do it.
Your not invisible to me...then again, I can't see you, but still lolQuote:
Originally Posted by olddude
friends no longer ask you to help them move.
WHO SAID THAT????? Wait.. I can see you, but you'reQuote:
Originally Posted by olddude
blurry. Is that because I'm a little older than 35, or did I splatter my glasses with compressor oil again?
I have two boys, one lives at home(19) and the other(21) lives about 90 minutes away so we only see him every 4-6 wks. The younger one has some scruff due to No Shave November but then the other shows up for Thanksgiving with a full beard and I couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded as I looked at the two standing together...wondering where my two little boys went?!
Senior discounts.
Not trying to impress anybody.
Not getting up and going to work every day.
I like hiding my own easter eggs!! huh where am I ??
And think of all the new people you get to meet.Quote:
Originally Posted by submarinepainter
like your family and friends!Quote:
Originally Posted by parrothead
Yea, like the doctors and life insurance salesmen.Quote:
And think of all the new people you get to meet.
everyday!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by parrothead
Three stages of life: youth, middle age, and you're looking good.
When a man grows old and his balls go cold
and the end of his knob turns blue
when its bent in the middle
like a one string fiddle
he pisses all over his shoe...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ballad_of_Eskimo_Nell