If this wern't so comical it would hurt.

most every one knows about the saga between me qnd my "wife" here on the Wier home stead, but Ive just got to share this.

Im gettin ready to haul a load of #1 prepaired Iron tuesday so Im going arround the yard gathering up all the extra weight and mistulasnius scrap. out in back of one of the buildings "we" had 4 old 22 in rims off a long gone motorhome. I take the wagon back and load them up and head for my pile. I have always suspected my "wife" can smell a nickle from a mile away, today it was confirmed. I havent seen her all day. As I go between her house and mine (about 50 yards away, no windows for her to see me from) she magicly appears in the door way and heads straight for me.

What are you going to do with those ? she asks. so i said gonna scrap them did you want them ?
how much you going to get for them ?
I dont know maybe 8 bucks. do you want them ?

silence.

so as I head for the pile I hear her. well you could put some extra gas in the van. ( I already pay for most of the fuel for the van).

when I cash in Im gonna put an extra $3 in the van and make a point of letting her know its from "her" share of the rims.