Who's got the best "Yo momma" joke?

O.k. Admin said we could so I'll go first: " Yo' Mama is so nasty, her armpits look like she's got Don King in a headlock".

Man it's been a h--l of a night. O.k. last one for me. Gotta go hit debunk. lol. :"Yo momma so fat she had yellow pants on and bent over and two dudes jumped in thinkin she was a cab!"

You're Mama is sooo fat, she calls her buns thursday and friday, caus when she jumps on a sunday, thats when they stop wobbling...

You're Mama is sooo fat, they kicked her out of California. Every time she got up to get the mail, they released an earthquake warning

You're Mama is sooo cheap, you grew up with Saran Wrap hanging on the clothes line..

Yo' Mamas so fat when she hauls a$$ it takes two trips.

Yo Mom is so fat, she stepped on a dollar bill and made 4 quarters
Yo Mom's arm pits are so hairy..looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
I got these for days but most aren't PC enough for this thread. Last one:
Yo mom is so dark, she got out of the car and the oil light came on.

Yo momma is so fat, her butt looks like two pigs fightin over a milk dud.
Yo momma is so poor, when I asked her if I could use the bathroom, she said "Pick a corner".
Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn the cameras off.
Yo mommas face is so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up.

Couple more i remembered:

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.

You mama is so fat she uses the highway as a slipping slide.

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

It's all coming back to me now!

Yo momma is so poor AND nasty that she stays pregnant just so the family has free milk for breakfast!

HAHAHAHAHA oh crap...........this thread is bringing back some memories!