This is one of those sites that people come out of the blue with.....I was literally in tears when I read this today.
http://www.poopreport.com/Stories/bo...ome_depoo.html
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This is one of those sites that people come out of the blue with.....I was literally in tears when I read this today.
http://www.poopreport.com/Stories/bo...ome_depoo.html
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I had a hard time reading it because my eye were watering from laughing so hard.
Yep, whenever I really need a funny distraction from the pains of reality.
there's page after page of stories and some even funnier than that one.
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Imagine - I'm reading this at 4:30AM, drinking coffee and trying to be quiet so not to wake the wife.
This is the first one I ever read........really gross but funny enough to make me save the site.
http://www.poopreport.com/Stories/cr...al_facial.html
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LOL Oh, man.................. I have nothing else to say.......
At the risk of offending many to hear the laughter of a few, some things are worth the risk of sharing.
There is something about hearing unfettered laughter.......especially when you look around and realize you are alone.
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I can relate to that! Reminds me of the time I ate something and got up at about 0200 and when I farted I about blew the walls outa the house. I had to again but decided to hit the ****ter for that one, good thing too, cause it woulda been all over the walls. Sure made a lot of splashes. I'm surprised no one else woke up for it. The next 4 days were bad, my ass was so raw I couldn't hardly wipe it. Another time I went to a bar b que, and really had a satisfying and healthy dump before I went. I got there and after about an hour I had to fart. Everyone else was out front, and I about destroyed the back yard. I went out front and had to again, so I let a little leak out, sharted all down the inside of my jeans. They were kinda baggy so there was plenty room. I went in to finish off, and spent about 20 min in there with folks bangin on the door. Used up about all the **** paper cleaning up and the next guy who went in almost died, called me all kinds of names. I had a few beers, couldn't drive home so I had to spend the night sleepin in that crap.
You need to join the poop report site ahhahaahaahaaa!!
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I bet bet your the life(or death) of a party!Quote:
Originally Posted by plainsman
"Gunny" (24 yrs USMC) Plainsman and I are old friends and will be til we die, he has had more adventures than I have, by far, from Mogadishu, Somalia, Honk Kong, China all over the middle East, Washington, DC .
Speaks a few different exotic languages. His 2 sons are now 4 generation painting contractors in CA.
He still bounces back and forth between CA. and here in MN where he was born.
I like having a few real friends that are trained killers.
And the funny guy thing goes a long way too.
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