Anyone got time to poop? :p
Earn $13,000 a year selling your feces
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Anyone got time to poop? :p
Earn $13,000 a year selling your feces
that's... odd...
Now that's a ****ty job. ;)
What I found disturbing was reading the article..treatment is given via NASAL or ORAL amongst other ways.
What do you for a living? "****." "No seriously, what do you do?" "****!" "Man if you don't want to answer thats fine but you don't have to be a jerk about it."
Couldn't resist.
Going back under my rock now, carry on.
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Well time to go the the crap bank lol
Who ever thought crap would be more valuable than scrap? Time to trade in the torch for a toilet. Kitty litter anyone?
Shoot, sign me up!
I could give them 1 or 2 healthy ones everyday. People have always told me I was full of ****.
According to the article it's a hard gig to get.
I've donated blood, an plasma. Wasn't hard to qualify. Makes me curious about what their looking for from a uh..donation.
Guy asks "how'd you pay for that vacation?" Poo donator answers "one load at time...."
Sirscrapalot - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Next new york times best seller:
From scrap to crap, a 3 week guide to making money
Which job would you rather have, pooping in some nice collection dish (probably a bit aromatic out of the toilet water) or collecting bull semen???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmZ19Sxab_4
P.S. But I've heard you better have a bigger collecting tube when doing a boar hog...
Weird jobs, but here's one. I'm trying to figure out what the "guard" is doing holding the crowd back. Is there that big of a demand to watch it up close??? Hmmm
http://ct.weirdnutdaily.com/ol/wn/sw...res/48_new.jpg
DakotaRog
That job would be a lot easier if bulls had opposable thumbs. Just give them a cup and a magazine.
I've heard about replacing bad bacteria with good but never thought further about it. Can't imagine swallowing a capsule of someone elses' poo lol. Yucko.
I always understood that not much in the line of bugs got past the stomach and its acid bath... All the stuff I have read about this has been that it is stuffed up the other end. Poop enema, anyone?
I suspect we have a journalistic assumption here in talking about capsules...they are probably crammed up the other way.
--kinda like when a newsman calls a front-end loader a "bulldozer".
Jon.
Family Guy - Peter and the suppository. - YouTubeQuote:
Originally Posted by sawmilleng
I googled the company that's doing this and thought it was very interesting. They talked about how the poop is screened and filtered but I would think there would be more processing and not just removing bits of corn.
This post reminded me of the "poopie list" I had seen one time when I was stationed at the USMC finance center in Kansas City. Below is the infamous poopie list.Quote:
Originally Posted by jimicrk
Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie
The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more.
Turtle Poopie
The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out
Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger.
Gas-sy Poopie
The kind where it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling!
Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Corn Poopie
(Self explanatory)
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie, but all you do is it on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie
That's the kind when it hurts so badly coming out, you swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get spashed with water.
Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots you of your butt and spashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie
The kind that smells so bad your nose burns.
Upper Class Poopie
The kind of Poopie that doesn't smell.
The Suprise Poopie
You are not even at the toilet, because you are sure you are about to fart, but, OOPS---a Poopie!
The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
lol...
Thanks for sharing that list Wayne. If you change poopie for people as your reading it's even more amusing!
A note on the dangling poopie - If you own a dog, or cat, you've seen this before. It's only funny tho if you don't have to help.
We have some really WEIRD threads here...it's why I like you all so much. Ya'll are all kinds of crazy. :)
Sirscrapalot - Here poopie poopie poopie!
The saying with computers "Garbage in Garbage out", now I'm wondering with this bacteria therapy "$hit in $hit out"?
OH man my sides are hurting soooo bad!! Not because I have to poopie but because I'm laughing so hard.
I would like to add one to the list.
Touching cotton
That's when you get up and run to the bathroom and at the same time you repeatedly holler "touching cotton, touching cotton" so everyone will get out of the way.
I saw a guy at work do this years ago.
I know this is an old thread, but I couldn't help but think that if the famous hotdog eating champion Joey Chestnut applied for the job, he might even ask for more than the usual $13k, since he produces far more spectacular results, if you know what I mean...