I had eighteen bottles of whiskey

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife that I had a drinking problem, and to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else. I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task.

I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank.

I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank.

I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank.

I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.

I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass.

I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.

When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.i I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some thinkle peep I am.

I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.

I would have said, I wont drink them but I can't pour them out! Think of the money Honey! Then told her we are saving them for some prepper end of world thing and can make 30 x the money we spent! Then as you drink one replace one in the stash so it looks right! LOL

Loved it. My type of biography. Best compliment, I will drink to that.

Where's Sirscrapalot when you need him? Did somebody forget the cooler? I thuoght you were going to say "I had 18 bottles of whiskey on the wall, took one down, passed it around and now I only have 17"

There used to be 20 bottles ;)
You got the wall spin? I'll hold down the floor.

Hey. NH!
I'm down here holding down the floor!
Where are you?

Over here. At the sinks
Must be hard holdin the florr with it spinnig around so fast!

He had 20, an I took a vacation an he's singing about 18...I'll let you figure out where the other two went.

Sirscrapalot - Has 2 new whiskey bottles in his bottle collection.

Real similar words to the lyrics of an old Johnny Bond country song.