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1993 ford taurus sho half a car

1993 ford taurus sho half a car - $1000 (arvada)

i have a 1993 ford sho half a car i had cut this car in half thinking i would have time money and engery to find another half and weld it back together well here i am with no money lol no time and now i need the space this car has all paper work clean colorado title i cut it from the back of the front seats so i have the front half of the car motor and tranny are in good shape i have everything for this car except the body i have gas tank, tail lites, wires, every thing thing half a car does still run and drive but it has no gas no brakes the motor is a 3.2 and the tranny is and auto brand new rack on the front end ect sorry i do not have any pics as its in my dark garage and kida under some junk im asking 1000 cash this is a good motor and tranny i also have a 91 sho for sale may do a package deal but thats a 3.0 with an man trans please email me i do not have a phone please do not email me you number i do not have a phone thanks

Wow! And only a Grand for HALF a car- it does run.. This guy gives cause to the Admin to create the "Facepalm" emoticon just for us to use here!

The best part of the AD is """ So I was thinking Id have the time and money to find another half and bla bla bla..... Cause when your looking for a new car you using cruise the want ads for 1/2 a car ??? What a weirdo?????

The guy is literally halfway to a 4 wheel steering/4 wheel drive car.

I'll let Red explain it...

Red Green tells how to build an articulating four wheel drive - YouTube

good ol' redgreen show.....

funny thing with this is there's a show that's on Netflix.... garage wars? that was a competition between different shops that had them make different unique cars.... one episode was to make a push/pull car that then could spilit apart and drive on their own.... one of the teams picked two Taurus to do it with

So all you need now is another taurus...

If you knew how hard it is to find a Taurus SHO you would know why he wants that price for it, a SHO engine trans combo with the harness to the right person is probably worth what he is asking. My only question is why cut it in half unless the back half was totaled any he was hoping to find another one that had a good back half.

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Originally Posted by brandon

If you knew how hard it is to find a Taurus SHO you would know why he wants that price for it, a SHO engine trans combo with the harness to the right person is probably worth what he is asking. My only question is why cut it in half unless the back half was totaled any he was hoping to find another one that had a good back half.

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I have no idea why though, I mean SHO does stand for "Slow Heavy and Overrated"

sho is super high output

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Originally Posted by ozzy214

sho is super high output

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My 3 liter dual cam will outrun the sho's, put them to shame. I gave Snodley's Gramd Prix a good run for it's money. (3.8 supercharged)

Here Sledge, till Admin makes some new ones...

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Sirscrapalot - Has smilies like he has quotes, just not as many.

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Originally Posted by Sirscrapalot

Here Sledge, till Admin makes some new ones...

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Just want to quote your post to have 2 of these running at the same time! Whoot!